Here is the full list of all 13 "LIFE" not found; achievements.
You launched the game, smh
Quit the game (from the in-game menu)
Ignore all messages you receive
Try to change the game's difficulty
Change the game's music in the MP3 player
Game with all your friends
Nice search history bro
First app you tried to open is a distraction
Uninstall a productive application
Purge your PC from every application
Beat the game in the least amount of clicks (pop ups not included)
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You beat the game, you found the path, now pursue it