Here is the full list of all 14 Detective Hayseed - there are The Cloning Madness achievements.
Finish main story.
Walk at least 10 km.
Read at least 2000 hints.
Listen to at least 2000 whole messages.
Teleport yourself at least 2000 times
Finish the game in 1 hour or less.
Finish the game in 45 minutes or less.
Finish the game in 35 minutes or less.
Save Cloneburg castle at the last moment
Become pyromaniac of the Year
Don't get robbed
Allow yourself to be a bit of a megalomaniac.
Make a fortune on slot machines.
Open the bomb without the aid of technology.