Here is the full list of all 29 Barbara-ian achievements.
Pop 30 floating laser eye beasts
Get every available point within a level, because you know you're the best
Smash 100 scurrying little green freaks
Putt a goblin into a hole trap, where they belong!
Squish 5 wobbling killer minecraft tributes
Anihilate 10 enemies in one glorious explosion worthy of song
Take 100 foul dungeon beasts, add a dash of lime, and blend using a spinny trap. Delicious!
Topple 50 huge green stompy losers
Gandhi your way through 3 levels in a row, feel better about yourself
Put those Windows XP skills to use, pinball a goblin into a spinny trap
Roll through 10 Jelly Cubes, dont worry about that acidic digestive slime thats covering you... that'll wash off.
Get all the chests in a level, get killed on the way to the exit, and reduce your keyboard to its constituent parts
Execute a wicked combat roll through the heart of an explosion like the action movie badass you were born to be
Die 10 times, laugh it off
Die 50 times, burst a single blood vessel in your eyeball
Die 100 times, smash everything around you
Die 200 times, smash everything around you again
Die 300 times,
Die 400 times
Die 500 times
Die 600 times
Die 1000 times. There's definitely no coming back from that. Is there?
Die 2000 times, walk calmly away from the game and resurrect your real life!
Move over Katherine Zeta Jones! Make way for the master cat-burglar, sexily limboing her way under 20 laser beams!
Get killed by a Spinner trap. Yes, that's right, they chop...
Get killed by falling in a hole... an avoidable miss-step
Smash 50 items on one level!
Blow up 10 barrels
Smash 20 tombs and leave them to... Rest In Pieces! -parp-