Spoiler-free walkthrough:
- Unlock the New Content door (#416) by playing until you get a few endings. This will happen faster if you say you've played the game before.
- After completing the New Content, go back to the same door for the New New Content.
- In the Expo, explore all of the available areas, including trying to use the achievement machine and getting the first figurine. Leave through the exit.
- Back in the main game, get the other five figurines in any order:
#2 In the warehouse, walk up the new small ramp on top of the boxes to the left of the cargo lift. Look down, you'll see a bridge made out of planks. Fall down onto them and walk across to the figurine.
#3 Go down the staircase to the boss' office. The figurine is under the stairs at the bottom.
#4 (Don't take the bucket.) In the warehouse, ride the lift to the catwalk then jump onto it. In the room with the red and blue doors, look to the right of the doors. There is a new door open to a small room with the figurine.
#5 In the boss' office, open the fireplace with the keypad or the narrator. At the end of the hallway, instead of turning left to the elevator, turn right.
#6 At the top of the stairs, before going in the boss' office, turn in the other direction and open the Executive Washroom. The figurine is on top of the toilet.
The meeting room may change its appearance while you're looking for the figurines and they will be listed in the order above. Any you've found will be crossed out.
- After getting all six figurines, reset the game and walk out of Stanley's office. This will trigger a new ending. It's linear; follow it to the end and reset.
- (If necessary) Quit to desktop and restart the game. If you set the clock to any value other than midnight twice in a row, you'll get additional messages. Keep quitting and restarting until you no longer get more messages.
- If all of the above conditions are met, an "Epilogue" option will now be available on the main menu. Choose this and continue through the epilogue until you're in the dark office room with the computer.
- Activate the computer, follow the prompts, and choose "Let's do it" when presented with the option.
- You'll be back in Stanley's office. The New Content door will be available again; follow it back to the Expo. The achievement machine will now work, activate it for the achievement and a flabbergasted response from the Narrator.