Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Read the newspaper every day.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Made a very long killing spree.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Survived Friday.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Totaled 30 cars.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Survived Thursday.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Wore all three outfits.
Survived Wednesday.
Gained your first dog helper.
Survived Tuesday.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Kicked open a door.
Sucked down your own piss.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Reunited with an old flame.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Reunited with an old friend.