Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Finish all manual quests
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Hit The jackpot.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Burn people from afar
srsly
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Kick a person into a car
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
I'm sorry about my goat
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Wield an axe with your tongue
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Knock a bucket into a person
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Travel to space!
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Do no evil.
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Finish all wallrun quest
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Craft all items in one game
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
A Trip to the Moon.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Find all trophies in Space.
Run wild with the podracer.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Complete centrifuge event.
Complete test chambers.
Tag 10 walls.
Find 20 trophies.
Visit the badehaus.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Find all the pony horses.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Find 10 trophies.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Reach level 101
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
It never erupts when you want it to.
Baa with the choir
Do a card trick at the magician
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Trash the server room
Enjoy your trip
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Inflate that guy's knee
Jörgen.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
How do you catch goats?
Burn them!
Give Steve Works the apples