Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Smell and look like one
Hit The jackpot.
srsly
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
I'm sorry about my goat
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Buy all hats
Find all the blocks
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Kick a person into a car
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Burn people from afar
Finish all manual quests
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Travel to space!
Wield an axe with your tongue
Knock a bucket into a person
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Win the title bout!
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Become the master of the goat tower.
Finish all wallrun quest
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Do no evil.
Thrash the Goathenge
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Survive 10 days
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Find all trophies in Space.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Find all the pony horses.
Find 20 trophies.
Visit the badehaus.
Tag 10 walls.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Complete centrifuge event.
Run wild with the podracer.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Find 10 trophies.
Complete test chambers.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
How do you catch goats?
Reach level 101
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Lick a friend
Do a card trick at the magician
Inflate that guy's knee
Trash the server room
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Jump on the launchpad
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
Jörgen.
It never erupts when you want it to.
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.