Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Are you bread?
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Finish all manual quests
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Buy all hats
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Hit The jackpot.
Burn people from afar
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Smell and look like one
Find all the blocks
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Kick a person into a car
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Hold your own concert
I'm sorry about my goat
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Knock a bucket into a person
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Travel to space!
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Finish all wallrun quest
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Do no evil.
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Craft all items in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Survive 10 days
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Craft all the weapons in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Complete test chambers.
Find all the pony horses.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Destroy all freighters.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Run wild with the podracer.
Visit the badehaus.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Tag 10 walls.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
How do you catch goats?
Reach level 101
Lick a friend
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Jump on the launchpad
It never erupts when you want it to.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Baa with the choir
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a card trick at the magician
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Jörgen.
Burn them!
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples