Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Smell and look like one
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Burn people from afar
Buy all hats
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Hit The jackpot.
Find all the blocks
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Paint with all the colors of the wind
srsly
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
I'm sorry about my goat
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Kick a person into a car
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Travel to space!
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Hold your own concert
Do no evil.
Wield an axe with your tongue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Finish all manual quests
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Knock a bucket into a person
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Win the title bout!
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Become the master of the goat tower.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Finish all wallrun quest
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Thrash the Goathenge
Craft all items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Eat 50 food items in one game
Survive 10 days
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
A Trip to the Moon.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Tag 10 walls.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Visit the badehaus.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Find all the pony horses.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Complete centrifuge event.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Reach level 101
Do a card trick at the magician
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Trash the server room
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Enjoy your trip
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Inflate that guy's knee
Unlock the mermaid mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Jörgen.
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Baa with the choir
Unlock the jousting mutator
Burn them!
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
How do you catch goats?
Give Steve Works the apples