Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Finish all manual quests
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Burn people from afar
Smell and look like one
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Buy all hats
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Hold your own concert
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Travel to space!
Wield an axe with your tongue
Are you bread?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Kick a person into a car
I'm sorry about my goat
Knock a bucket into a person
Do no evil.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Finish all wallrun quest
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Craft all items in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Wear 30 masks at once.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Visit the badehaus.
Tag 10 walls.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Run wild with the podracer.
Complete centrifuge event.
Jump on the launchpad
Reach level 101
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Trash the server room
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a card trick at the magician
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Burn them!
Give Steve Works the apples
Lick a friend
How do you catch goats?
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the jousting mutator
Jörgen.
Baa with the choir
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.