Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Finish all manual quests
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Wield an axe with your tongue
Smell and look like one
Buy all hats
I'm sorry about my goat
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Find all the blocks
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Kick a person into a car
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Travel to space!
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Knock a bucket into a person
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Do no evil.
Burn people from afar
Finish all wallrun quest
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Visit the badehaus.
Tag 10 walls.
Run wild with the podracer.
Find all the pony horses.
Find 10 trophies.
Complete test chambers.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete centrifuge event.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Reach level 101
Lick a friend
How do you catch goats?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Jump on the launchpad
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Trash the server room
Baa with the choir
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Do a card trick at the magician
Inflate that guy's knee
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jörgen.
Burn them!
Unlock the jousting mutator
Enjoy your trip
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Give Steve Works the apples