Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Knock a bucket into a person
Burn people from afar
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Wield an axe with your tongue
Kick a person into a car
Finish all manual quests
Smell and look like one
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Ride a bike for 60 sec
I'm sorry about my goat
Hold your own concert
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
srsly
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Find all the blocks
Buy all hats
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Finish all wallrun quest
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Travel to space!
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Win the title bout!
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Do no evil.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Thrash the Goathenge
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Craft all items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Eat 50 food items in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Craft all the weapons in one game
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Wear 30 masks at once.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all the pony horses.
Visit the badehaus.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Destroy all freighters.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Complete test chambers.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Find 10 trophies.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Run wild with the podracer.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Complete centrifuge event.
Tag 10 walls.
How do you catch goats?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Lick a friend
Reach level 101
It never erupts when you want it to.
Jump on the launchpad
Get deviously trapped again
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Baa with the choir
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Trash the server room
Burn them!
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Enjoy your trip
Jörgen.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples