Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Finish all manual quests
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Burn people from afar
Smell and look like one
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
srsly
Knock a bucket into a person
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Buy all hats
I'm sorry about my goat
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Kick a person into a car
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Finish all wallrun quest
Are you bread?
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Travel to space!
Wield an axe with your tongue
Do no evil.
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Craft all the weapons in one game
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Wear 30 masks at once.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Find all trophies in Space.
Complete centrifuge event.
Complete test chambers.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Find all the pony horses.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Tag 10 walls.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Run wild with the podracer.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Visit the badehaus.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Lick a friend
Reach level 101
It never erupts when you want it to.
Baa with the choir
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Do a card trick at the magician
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Trash the server room
Jörgen.
Enjoy your trip
Inflate that guy's knee
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Burn them!
Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Give Steve Works the apples
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
How do you catch goats?