Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Find all the blocks
Travel to space!
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Burn people from afar
Buy all hats
Wield an axe with your tongue
Smell and look like one
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
I'm sorry about my goat
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Finish all manual quests
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Hold your own concert
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Kick a person into a car
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Are you bread?
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Knock a bucket into a person
Finish all wallrun quest
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Do no evil.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Craft all items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Craft all the weapons in one game
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Wear 30 masks at once.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Destroy all freighters.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Complete test chambers.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Find 10 trophies.
Find all the pony horses.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Run wild with the podracer.
Visit the badehaus.
Tag 10 walls.
Complete centrifuge event.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Reach level 101
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Enjoy your trip
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a card trick at the magician
Jörgen.
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the jousting mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Baa with the choir
Burn them!
Give Steve Works the apples
How do you catch goats?