Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Are you bread?
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Find all the blocks
Smell and look like one
Hit The jackpot.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Burn people from afar
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
srsly
Buy all hats
Wield an axe with your tongue
Kick a person into a car
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
I'm sorry about my goat
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Finish all wallrun quest
Knock a bucket into a person
Finish all manual quests
Do no evil.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Travel to space!
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Wear 30 masks at once.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Find all trophies in Space.
Complete test chambers.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Find all the pony horses.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Visit the badehaus.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Complete centrifuge event.
Tag 10 walls.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Run wild with the podracer.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
It never erupts when you want it to.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Baa with the choir
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
How do you catch goats?
Reach level 101
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Lick a friend
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Do a card trick at the magician
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Inflate that guy's knee
Get deviously trapped again
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Jörgen.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Trash the server room
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples