Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Smell and look like one
Buy all hats
Find all the blocks
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Finish all manual quests
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Kick a person into a car
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
srsly
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Hit The jackpot.
Burn people from afar
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Travel to space!
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
I'm sorry about my goat
Knock a bucket into a person
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Finish all wallrun quest
Do no evil.
Become the master of the goat tower.
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Complete test chambers.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Visit the badehaus.
Find all trophies in Space.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Find all the pony horses.
Tag 10 walls.
Find 20 trophies.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find 10 trophies.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Complete centrifuge event.
Run wild with the podracer.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
How do you catch goats?
Jump on the launchpad
Do a card trick at the magician
It never erupts when you want it to.
Baa with the choir
Trash the server room
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Reach level 101
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Get deviously trapped again
Lick a friend
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Inflate that guy's knee
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Burn them!
Unlock the jousting mutator
Jörgen.
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Give Steve Works the apples