Here is the full list of all 50 South Park: The Stick of Truth achievements. It takes around 15-20 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
You've collected all of the available costumes.
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
You farted on four major authority figures.
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
You completed the game without selling any items.
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
You've spent $500.
You befriended your father.
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
You made friends with half of South Park.
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
You sold 300 junk items.
You completed your first day in South Park.
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
You have joined the KKK.
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
You've farted on animals 25 times.
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
You've farted on people 100 times.
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.