Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Totaled 30 cars.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Made a very long killing spree.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Survived Saturday.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Survived Friday.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Survived Wednesday.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Kicked open a door.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Wore all three outfits.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Gained your first dog helper.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Survived Tuesday.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Sucked down your own piss.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Rescued your loyal companion.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Reunited with an old flame.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old friend.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.