Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Survived Friday.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Survived Wednesday.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Wore all three outfits.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Survived Tuesday.
Totaled 30 cars.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Made a very long killing spree.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Sucked down your own piss.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Survived Monday.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Gained your first dog helper.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Kicked open a door.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Reunited with an old friend.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Rescued your loyal companion.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.