Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Made a very long killing spree.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Survived Friday.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Survived Wednesday.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Wore all three outfits.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Survived Tuesday.
Totaled 30 cars.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Gained your first dog helper.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Kicked open a door.
Sucked down your own piss.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Rescued your loyal companion.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Reunited with an old flame.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Reunited with an old friend.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.