Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Finished all seven days.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Made a very long killing spree.
Survived Friday.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Totaled 30 cars.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Survived Wednesday.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Wore all three outfits.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Survived Tuesday.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Gained your first dog helper.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Kicked open a door.
Sucked down your own piss.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Rescued your loyal companion.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Reunited with an old flame.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old friend.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.