Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Survived Friday.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Survived Wednesday.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Wore all three outfits.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Survived Tuesday.
Made a very long killing spree.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Survived Monday.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Totaled 30 cars.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gained your first dog helper.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Kicked open a door.
Sucked down your own piss.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Rescued your loyal companion.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Reunited with an old friend.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.