Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Totaled 30 cars.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Sucked down your own piss.
Kicked open a door.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Survived Friday.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Survived Wednesday.
Wore all three outfits.
Gained your first dog helper.
Made a very long killing spree.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Survived Tuesday.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Survived Monday.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Reunited with an old friend.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.