Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Survived Friday.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Made a very long killing spree.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Totaled 30 cars.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Survived Wednesday.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Wore all three outfits.
Survived Tuesday.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Gained your first dog helper.
Kicked open a door.
Sucked down your own piss.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Rescued your loyal companion.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Reunited with an old flame.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Reunited with an old friend.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.