Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Made a very long killing spree.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Wore all three outfits.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Totaled 30 cars.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Sucked down your own piss.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Survived Friday.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Gained your first dog helper.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Survived Wednesday.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Survived Tuesday.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Kicked open a door.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Reunited with an old friend.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.