Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Killed over 1,000 people.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Totaled 30 cars.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Survived Saturday.
Finished all seven days.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Read the newspaper every day.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Wore all three outfits.
Survived Friday.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Survived Thursday.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Survived Wednesday.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Survived Tuesday.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Made a very long killing spree.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Gained your first dog helper.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Sucked down your own piss.
Kicked open a door.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Rescued your loyal companion.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Reunited with an old friend.