Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Made a very long killing spree.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Survived Friday.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Survived Wednesday.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Wore all three outfits.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Totaled 30 cars.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Sucked down your own piss.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Survived Tuesday.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Gained your first dog helper.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Kicked open a door.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Rescued your loyal companion.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Reunited with an old friend.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.