Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Survived Friday.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Survived Wednesday.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Made a very long killing spree.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Wore all three outfits.
Totaled 30 cars.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Survived Tuesday.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Kicked open a door.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gained your first dog helper.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Sucked down your own piss.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Reunited with an old friend.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.