Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Made a very long killing spree.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Read the newspaper every day.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Wore all three outfits.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Survived Friday.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Survived Thursday.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Totaled 30 cars.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Survived Wednesday.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Gained your first dog helper.
Survived Tuesday.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Sucked down your own piss.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Kicked open a door.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Reunited with an old friend.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.