Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Survived Friday.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Survived Wednesday.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Wore all three outfits.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gained your first dog helper.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Survived Tuesday.
Totaled 30 cars.
Made a very long killing spree.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Kicked open a door.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Sucked down your own piss.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Rescued your loyal companion.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Reunited with an old friend.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.