Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Made a very long killing spree.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Survived Saturday.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Survived Friday.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Survived Thursday.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Survived Wednesday.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Wore all three outfits.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Survived Tuesday.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Totaled 30 cars.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Read the newspaper every day.
Gained your first dog helper.
Sucked down your own piss.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Kicked open a door.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Reunited with an old friend.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.