Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Wore all three outfits.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Made a very long killing spree.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Survived Friday.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Totaled 30 cars.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Survived Wednesday.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Kicked open a door.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Survived Tuesday.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Gained your first dog helper.
Sucked down your own piss.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Reunited with an old friend.