Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Made a very long killing spree.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Totaled 30 cars.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Survived Friday.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Wore all three outfits.
Survived Wednesday.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Survived Tuesday.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gained your first dog helper.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Sucked down your own piss.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Kicked open a door.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Reunited with an old friend.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.