Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Made a very long killing spree.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Totaled 30 cars.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Read the newspaper every day.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Wore all three outfits.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Sucked down your own piss.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Gained your first dog helper.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Survived Saturday.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Survived Friday.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Survived Thursday.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Survived Wednesday.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Survived Tuesday.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Kicked open a door.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old friend.