Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Made a very long killing spree.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Survived Friday.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Wore all three outfits.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Kicked 30 dogs.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Survived Wednesday.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Survived Tuesday.
Sucked down your own piss.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Totaled 30 cars.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gained your first dog helper.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Kicked open a door.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Rescued your loyal companion.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Reunited with an old friend.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.