Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Made a very long killing spree.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Survived Friday.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Totaled 30 cars.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Wore all three outfits.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Survived Wednesday.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gained your first dog helper.
Survived Tuesday.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Sucked down your own piss.
Kicked open a door.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Rescued your loyal companion.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Reunited with an old friend.