Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Read the newspaper every day.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Survived Saturday.
Made a very long killing spree.
Killed over 1,000 people.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Survived Friday.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Survived Thursday.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Survived Wednesday.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Wore all three outfits.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Survived Tuesday.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Survived Monday.
Totaled 30 cars.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gained your first dog helper.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Sucked down your own piss.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Kicked open a door.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Rescued your loyal companion.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Reunited with an old friend.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.