Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Wore all three outfits.
Totaled 30 cars.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Put out someone that's on fire.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Survived Friday.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Survived Wednesday.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Survived Tuesday.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Sucked down your own piss.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Gained your first dog helper.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Kicked open a door.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Survived Monday.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Made a very long killing spree.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Rescued your loyal companion.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old friend.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)