Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Survived Friday.
Made a very long killing spree.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Read the newspaper every day.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Survived Thursday.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Survived Wednesday.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Sucked down your own piss.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Kicked open a door.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Wore all three outfits.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Survived Tuesday.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Totaled 30 cars.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Gained your first dog helper.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Reunited with an old friend.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Rescued your loyal companion.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.