Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Read the newspaper every day.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Made a very long killing spree.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Survived Friday.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Survived Thursday.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Wore all three outfits.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Survived Wednesday.
Sucked down your own piss.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Totaled 30 cars.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gained your first dog helper.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Survived Tuesday.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Kicked open a door.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Reunited with an old flame.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old friend.