Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Kicked 30 dogs.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Made a very long killing spree.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Read the newspaper every day.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Wore all three outfits.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Survived Friday.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Totaled 30 cars.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Survived Thursday.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Survived Wednesday.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Sucked down your own piss.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Survived Tuesday.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Gained your first dog helper.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Kicked open a door.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Rescued your loyal companion.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Reunited with an old friend.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.