Here is the full list of all 13 30 Seconds To Jail achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
Just throw it out of your head
Plants vs Drugs
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Fast and quiet
Defenders of animals clearly wouldn't like it
Wrong ingridients, Jesse
What u gonna do when they come for you?
Easy way to end everything
Run, Forrest, Run!
In the name of the law
Clear your conscience
No ideas?
But what if?..