Hi !
We can give you those 2 achievements in a few seconds.
You don't even have to create anything.
Step 1 : Post a nice comment here :
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=20607...Step 2 : We'll add you as a contributor. (Yes, contributors do count)
Step 3 : Start GMod, maybe load a map, and the 2 achievements are yours !!
Obviously, we're all going for the 1000 thumbs up and MegaUpload too
... So upvote it, and bring your friends.
We'll keep everyone as a contributor for as long as necessary.